22nd February 2021 – Rules: Car Play

It’s Monday. You’ve just finished work. You’re slowly gliding back into the monotony of 9-5 employment. You know what you need? A little excitement. A little pleasure. That’s our goal with today’s instructions.

Today, the instructions themselves are fairly simple but we’re going to try a little light exhibitionism, too – this time, in your car. At a time when many of us are stuck inside, it only makes sense for us to go out and enjoy ourselves in the best way possible (safely, of course).

I hope you enjoy a little adrenaline rush as you play! As always, if the idea of semi-public play makes you particularly uncomfortable or nervous, that’s okay! You are not obliged to complete these instructions and there are many more to choose from.


Rules and Information:

  • You can only orgasm whilst in your car. Today’s instructions are about adding a little adrenaline to your play whilst exploring new places to masturbate.

  • You can orgasm at any time. As long as you abide by the first rule.

  • Drive your car somewhere semi-public. Your driveway doesn’t count. Try a large car park where you can tuck your car away or pick a time and place that is usually dark or empty so that you can have a little privacy. The purpose of these instructions is not for you to get caught masturbating, it’s to add the thrill factor playing somewhere different and risky.

  • Wear clothing which you feel comfortable in. It’s easy to get nervous when playing somewhere different. Wearing clothes you feel comfortable in, whether it’s lingerie or jeans and a top, can make a big difference. Pick an outfit that is comfortable and easy to touch yourself through (or remove).

  • Bring your favourite toys. And use them!

  • Consider asking for help. Have a partner that could make it even hotter? Bring them along to watch or take part.

Instructions:

  1. Pack a bag of your toys, accessories, lube or other items you will need to play comfortably.

  2. Tease yourself before you leave for a few minutes. Fantasise about the act you are about to perform.

  3. Drive somewhere semi-public but mostly private. Park your car and relax.

  4. Play at the pace and speed which you enjoy most. Relax into the sensation and take your time until you’re feeling comfortable.

  5. Orgasm.